Tag: funny
group name: postingpointjunc
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October 21, 2007 08:44 PM EDT --
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "I've been needing a lawn mower. How much do you want for it?" . . . more
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October 19, 2007 11:25 AM EDT --
My old guy, the brown stripedy one with lots of white too, was having some health issues the past few days. He was not using the litter pan to urinate and I could actually see blood in his urine . . . more
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April 09, 2008 10:46 AM EDT --
There was a senior citizen driving down the free way. His cell phone rings, upon answering it he hears his wife say " Be careful! I just heard on the news there is a car going the wrong way on the . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:52 AM EDT --
You have to understand that I sing, when stressed, when trying to make a point to my kids, if they say something that has a true catchy tune or can fit into a catchy tune, I will sing it.
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October 23, 2007 06:51 PM EDT --
It was 11:50 p.m. on the evening of October 23rd, 2007. And so my comedy of errors was to begin.
I knew the dog needed to go for his last walk of the day and I was bundled to the gills. . . . more
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July 11, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
This was in my email this morning....:)
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July 10, 2008 03:18 PM EDT --
some cute pics from the site 'Ah-ha'....
BAD ESCAPE PLAN......
CAN YOU FIND THE 9 PEOPLE??
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June 13, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This morning the kids and I were sitting at the table eating our breakfast together like we always do. We were talking about what we thought we should do today. We're SO happy that it's . . . more
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October 29, 2007 08:47 PM EDT --
In 1968, a convention of beggars in Dacca, India, passed a resolution demanding that the minimum amount of alms be fixed at 15 paisa (three cents).
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . . more
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . . more
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February 01, 2008 10:37 PM EST --
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They . . . more
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October 29, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I have to say that I just saw a hilarious shirt saying:
"I went to college and all I got was Herpes"
I guess that's one way to keep people from bugging you at the . . . more
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July 21, 2008 12:33 PM EDT --
OLD SYMBOL......
NEW SYMBOL.......
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June 13, 2008 05:06 PM EDT --
Oh yes, I did just ask that! LOL! We have always taught our children the basics... the ABC's, how to count, their colors, etc. But we also taught them our phone number, address, town we . . . more
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July 04, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks . . . more
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July 21, 2008 02:04 PM EDT --
Cool site for music lovers! Has trivia, mis-heard lyrics (funny!), real lyrics, word play....fun site!
http://www.amiright.com/
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October 14, 2007 02:06 AM EDT --
This lovely morning, while I was listening to the radio station on the channel guide, my son awoke and made his way into the combined living and dining area.
Within 5 minutes of entering the room, . . . more
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July 01, 2008 05:47 PM EDT --
We got home from swim lessons this afternoon to find a note hooked to our gate. It was bright yellow and was from Avista. It said...
Avista Utilities is working with a contractor to perfrom . . . more
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May 16, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Here's another good joke my dad sent
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John . . . more
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